The other Potter
Just helped someone find a book. "I'm looking for...Potter."
"You're looking for Harry Potter?"
I stare in stunned silence for a moment. There's another Potter? Today of all days?
"Oh, do you mean Beatrix Potter?"
A look of delight registers in their eyes. "Yes! That's it."
Huh. Guess they're probably not impressed with my Nimbus 2000 t-shirt.